You can get anywhere you want, one foot step at a time.

You can get anywhere you want, one foot step at a time.
- Laura, Touch S01E04

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

Dear self-proclaimed photographers, the quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. You're welcome.

Dear self-proclaimed photographers, the quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. You're welcome.
@Adi_ction

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
- Van Wilder

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
- unknown

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either.

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either.
- Reddit

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
- Marilyn Monroe

The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain.

The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain.
- Henry Ward Beecher

It's like one day everything's going okay, and the next, it's all falling apart faster than you can put it back together.

It's like one day everything's going okay, and the next, it's all falling apart faster than you can put it back together.

- Will (Chris Pine), Unstoppable

The problem is we don't understand the problem.

The problem is we don't understand the problem.

- cynusx, Hacker News

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

- John Lennon

Firetruck Game!

Boy: lets play the fire truck game
Girl: Ok how do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs until you say red light
Girl: Ok
(starts? Game)
Girl: Red light
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

via: Reddit

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

- Will Ferrell