Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
- Van Wilder

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
- unknown

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either.

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they don't really mean it either.
- Reddit

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
- Marilyn Monroe

The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain.

The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain.
- Henry Ward Beecher

It's like one day everything's going okay, and the next, it's all falling apart faster than you can put it back together.

It's like one day everything's going okay, and the next, it's all falling apart faster than you can put it back together.

- Will (Chris Pine), Unstoppable

The problem is we don't understand the problem.

The problem is we don't understand the problem.

- cynusx, Hacker News

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

- John Lennon

Firetruck Game!

Boy: lets play the fire truck game
Girl: Ok how do you play?
Boy: I run my fingers up your legs until you say red light
Girl: Ok
(starts? Game)
Girl: Red light
Boy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights

via: Reddit

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.

- Will Ferrell

Every mistake you make is progress.

Every mistake you make is progress.

Everybody wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

Everybody wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain.

- unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is a day coming, for all of us, for which we must be prepared. Are you ready?

There is a day coming, for all of us, for which we must be prepared. Are you ready?

- unknown