Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
- Homer Simpson

Sometimes in life you're just supposed to take a leap of faith and hope you land on your feet.

Sometimes in life you're just supposed to take a leap of faith and hope you land on your feet.
- Martin Bohm, Touch Season 1 Episode 10

One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.

One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan in the first place.
- unknown

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
- unknown

A pencil with no point needs no eraser.

A pencil with no point needs no eraser.
- unknown

Don’t choose the one who is beautiful in the world. But, rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

Don’t choose the one who is beautiful in the world. But, rather, choose the one who makes your world beautiful.

- Alice Sebold

You teach best what you most need to learn.

You teach best what you most need to learn.
- Richard Bach

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average

If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
- Leonard Levinson

Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.

Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.
- Christina Rossetti

You can get anywhere you want, one foot step at a time.

You can get anywhere you want, one foot step at a time.
- Laura, Touch S01E04

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce, "Ulysses"

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby

Dear self-proclaimed photographers, the quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. You're welcome.

Dear self-proclaimed photographers, the quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. You're welcome.
@Adi_ction

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.
- Van Wilder